There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.
yooooo every city in america needs to get on seattle’s level! :DD and BELLINGHAM!! YOOOO! (i’m a member of a coast salish tribe!! so my family is super happy about this, and indigenous communities all across the state are rejoicing, and this is just!! amazing!!)
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
yeah but I never get around to it
idk if this is funny or sad
I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this
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We live here now; my husband, our dogs, our cat, and me.
It’s OUR house on OUR property.
Not shared. Not borrowed. Ours, forever, to do with as we please.
I’ve never had a permanent home before… The enormity of it is ssslllooowwwlllyyy sinking in. I’m affecting the level of outward excitement that I assume is appropriate for the occasion, but honestly my mind is only just barely starting to wrap itself around the whole situation.
You must be unintimidated by your own thoughts because if you write with someone looking over you shoulder, you’ll never write.
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I was thinking yesterday at work that if centipedes were sentient and could speak, they’d probably be like “Oh, yeah, opposable thumbs, that’s cool. On all TWO of your hands?”
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